Penis

a long dangling object in between a man's legs that william strader doesn't have

Wow, that nigga hausman got no dick!

Look at my penis.

by westonthegangster999 October 7, 2021

Penis

Wow Yours is small

Person 1: Wow big Is your penis man
Person 2: it’s very small

by Socks_are_cool October 11, 2021

torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo

cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"

by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021

Penis

Yo Girl got one of those. 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Man that penis is more deadly than 9/11

by Not Kelogish October 14, 2021

redbull penis

its a funny joke and it tastes good

I love redbull penis, and normal penis

by tin is gay October 15, 2021

Penis

Something that is small.

Wait a minute. They are all small, right? It’s not just mine is it?

Me: *reveals penis*
Girl (shocked): “That’s hella small. Lol.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"

The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy

by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021