Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

give him to me ugh

something that a red ferret says in a children's movie

guy 1: hey did you here that ferret say "give him to me ugh"
guy 2: yea isn't that movie supposed to be for children
guy 1: yea why the fuck did the ferret moan

by RED FERRET May 11, 2021

leave me the fuck alone

Something you say when people are annoying you and you wanna be left alone, but sadly most people think it means "go ahead and annoy me til I get mad and pull out a huge chunk of your hair"

P1: leave me alone
P2: *annoys P1*
P1: leave me the fuck alone!!
P2: *continues to annoy P1*
P1: *pulls out a chunk of P2's hair*

by Sad.Kim September 9, 2017

Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009

don't get push with me

(Idiom) Don't bother arguing, it won't change anything, since my decision is final.

Don't get push with me bitch; your money stays the same.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Pick me girl (real)

The REAL definition of a pick me. A female who craves attention from men or women. Will do anything to get attention such as send noods, post attention seeking pics while claiming other females who disapprove are "just jealous". They also tend to only acknowledge males, never their female partners.

Normal girl: " You posted a pic to show off your new shirt, but all you see is cleavage.
Pick me girl (real)"you're just jealous"

Pick me Girl (real) (Joins fb car group and Tries to post a pic of her car, but she's in a bikini infront of it)

Pick me girl (real): runs up to a couple and pretends she's best friends with the guy, while ignoring his partner.

by Notfake123 August 16, 2021

Sling One Up Me

The phrase "sling one up me" is used be drunken females from a working class background when discussing a fit bloke.

Not often used in the work place this phrase is used between groups of females as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Marie: "Look at him, I would let him sling one up me!"

by KevB2010 November 29, 2010