The sexiest group of people you will ever meet. Always hard with 15 inch cocks. make horrible music gaming videos.
by anonymous October 6, 2020

A cream pie but with cheese
Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over
Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t
Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.
Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!
Then Becky dumped his ass
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over
Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t
Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.
Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!
Then Becky dumped his ass
by Boner boy June 28, 2020

hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT February 10, 2022

A cheese tooth is like a sweet tooth, except it's cheese instead of sweets. You like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.
Steve: Mmmmmmm. Cheese.
*eats cheddar.
Dave: You have a cheese tooth.
Steve: It ain't easy being cheesy!
*eats cheddar.
Dave: You have a cheese tooth.
Steve: It ain't easy being cheesy!
by CynderFanclub March 14, 2024

Yo dick stink nigga
by BreezyZxl March 10, 2021

I suspected Dan of being a Rat Bastard so I fed him poisonous cheese about Bob and it circulated in five minutes.
by Hidden Interview April 18, 2018

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
