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monkey

a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
“i just saw a monkey in the jungle!”

“I LOVE MONKEYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
by poopyododdndndndn July 6, 2023
mugGet the monkeymug.

Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.
person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022
mugGet the Monkey ballsmug.

Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context
He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl
by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022
mugGet the Bowl Monkeymug.

Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.
Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.
by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021
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Monkey

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by Seth :) September 26, 2023
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Cliff monkey

A slur for eastern european slavic and caucasian people of the carpatho, caucus, and Ural mountains. Commonly said by westerners, started in the ufc.
Those georgian and polish cliff monkeys keep beating everyone in wrestling school. Primitive nuts, I miss when a good Anglo Saxon man could win in this sport.
by Necrozma Beam April 28, 2025
mugGet the Cliff monkeymug.

Stank monkey

Means “fart” from the book series Dog Man and Cat Kid, a children’s comic book series.
“Who popped a fluffy? Who pinched a stank monkey? Who blew the brown bugle?”
by littlewatermelon0707 April 28, 2025
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