Jack Metcalf

is hot

Jack Metcalf is very hot and i love him

by ProofHere May 14, 2022

jack alderson

boyo never cheats wouldn’t even think about it top shagger and a top blazer

jack alderson is a boyo

by desperadosrsweet May 14, 2022

Jack

hello im jack and actually blind abt seeing peoples house and my house in roblox

people:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? Jack:Oh s*it i thought this was my house

by rblx jack May 15, 2022

Jack

The biggest copycat in your friend group. Only does things that one of your friends did, and has never bought shoes that you haven’t seen on a cool kid before. Hands down the most annoying person in your life right now.

Jesus, Jack made me want to pull my hair out after he bought the same Jordan’s as Cody!

by CoconutMall’d May 15, 2022

Jack

The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her. Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also gay.

Person1: Jack is such a fucking cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls

by -KB May 15, 2022

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Jack

a pussyhat boy, a poo smear of a son. Do not befriend a Jack. -The Paper Menagerie

"Um - Your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."

by PooPooPeePee2211 May 18, 2022