Definitions by -KB

Evan

The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh

person1: someone keeps simping over majima
person2: thats probably evan

Evan by -KB May 15, 2022

Jack

The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her. Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also gay.

Person1: Jack is such a fucking cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls

Jack by -KB May 15, 2022

Adam 

Never knows what's going on and is always left out of drama purely because they're too busy. Is good person 👍

Person1: damn there is so much drama
Person2: too bad adams asleep rn

Person1: ikr

Adam by -KB May 15, 2022

Zuzia 

One of the most angering little shits you will ever meet, but you can never let go of; Gives chihuahua vibes and is an ice muncher. Also hates kids but loves women. Is soup bowl

Person1: someone keeps stealing my ice, my wife and scaring my dog and child
Person2: you might have yourself a zuzia

Zuzia by -KB May 15, 2022

lily 

She's the type of gal who'll murder your entire family, be half the reason you came to the realisation you're gay, make you feel both insecure and so happy, and be a person you never want to lose. She also is the best person to get mad over stuff with.

Everyone needs a lily!!! <3

Person: damn, I have such an annoying family and I'm straight
Person 2: I know who can change that
Person: oh no not lily

lily by -KB May 15, 2022