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by Elysmile April 7, 2021

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

<.7.9.7.>Osteosarcoma Smells Like Moist Feces<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.>Osteosarcoma Smells Like Moist Feces<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.>Osteosarcoma Smells Like Moist Feces<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

I feel like lindsey

to feel rejected

this man don't want me, I feel like Lindsey

by anonymous October 6, 2025

Smells like curry

When a phone call sounds like a scam/ Indian man trying to sound legit

Scammer : hello Mr___, are you interested in free healthcare?
Person on phone: this smells like curry

by dillyding February 26, 2025

never be like

It's the statement that means that someone won't be in a relationships ever again

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, it sucks, i will never be like :(

by yunglilposer April 21, 2020