Starch Nuts

One who fucks a bag of flower.

Look at starch nuts over here! {nerd with no bitches}

by TTVBillHopkins June 20, 2023

June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day

June 24th is commonly known as the day where every guy sends their girlfriend a nut video (with sound on)

did you know today is June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day. should send me one.

by johndoe2345 June 24, 2023

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me April 12, 2018

Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast

« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !

by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021

Saturday Nut Live

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see

Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude

by Jacques Off March 06, 2018

No Nut Year

No nut November but to an even greater extent. This time, you are not allowed to cum for an entire year, from January 1st to December 31st. If you fail, you will be deemed a social outcast for the rest of your natural-born life. You will be castrated, unable to produce even a single drop of cum, and unable to procreate. Can you survive? Good luck.

I heard that insert person's name lost No Nut Year, and he lost his balls and his family and friends.
Weak ass motherfucker.

by GyattDayum23 January 02, 2024

no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year

"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"

by Tymeggs October 04, 2021