Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place

A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut

by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023

chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma July 5, 2012

Night night nut

When you bust a nut and fall asleep

“I was beating off to Remy Lacriox and as soon as I finished, I had a night night nut.”

by AnotherDummy December 21, 2017

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by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022

Nut

A type of hard fruit used commonly in trail mixes. What did you think semen, get your head out of the gutter.

Nut is my favorite fruit

by swollen Penis May 25, 2020

Wasabi Nut Cutter

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.

My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.

by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020

Nut sense

It is like ESP in your pants. It is the intuition that your nuts provide when you are debating whether or not you should "hit that."

My nut sense gave me the power to "get up on it.

by K'naanpower June 3, 2010