Mumbai Monkey

Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian

Person 1 “Ewww do you smell that Mumbai Monkey?”

Person 2 “No that’s just my friend Sarika.”

by Shawarma123456789 December 15, 2024

Funny Monkey

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.

Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.

by DevilMoss March 9, 2021

Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!

You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.

by Control Room November 23, 2003

winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK

'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?

by masterworks October 23, 2020

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019