why are you late

literally what all teachers fucking say when you come in that one second late, the best way to get asked why are you late is to walk around the skool and then roll up to class like a savage and sit down and look at ur phone

Teacher: Why are you late again today
Teenager:CUS im a savage and thats what the cool kids do when it's class at least I came to School
Teacher: K sit down then and do ur work
Teenager: stfu IDC about shitty schoolwork

by Elevators115 June 17, 2021

You should be a genius.

An indirect way of telling someone they are being a dumb ass or had a stupid idea.

“So, you thought jumping off the roof would be fun, but realized you might die….you should be a genius.”

by resuomr June 17, 2021

You Suck At Cooking

the only man who knows how to properly use a wang-jangler, and the only man who could ever steal my heart 🥵😩

person 1- you suck at cooking is so hot right 🥵
person 2- yeah 😩👹

by simpforbiss June 19, 2021

but you like kpop

the phrase “ but you like kpop “ is used when someone tells a local that they have bad taste , instead of saying that they don’t in a nice way , they bring in kpop

“you have bad music taste” “yeah but you like kpop-“

by keeley ingleton June 27, 2021

When I’m With You

I never needed love
Like I need you
And I never lived for nobody
But I live for you
Ooh babe
Lost in love is what I feel
When I'm with you
Maybe it's the way you touch me
With the warmth of the sun
Maybe it's the way you smile
I come all undone
Ooh babe
Lost in love is what I feel
When I'm with you
Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh
Oh baby my world stands still when I'm with you
When I'm with you
I never cared for nobody
Like I care for you
And I never wanted to share the things
I want to share to with you
Ooh babe
Lost in love is what I feel

When I’m With You
Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh
O baby my world stands still when I'm with you oh oh
Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh
O baby my world stands still when I'm with you
When I'm with you
When I'm with you

by Death Menace March 20, 2023

you suck ass

something rude people say to their friends bc they think they’re funny but they aren’t 😁.

“you suck ass at 8ball” - a bitch
“that’s rude” - an innocent soul

by ya.mama.loves.me February 18, 2023

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

by notPighy October 1, 2021