BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction

They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss

by PoolWizard July 10, 2023

The Nuts

An act that was so impressive, it was defined as "MF Vince".

Oh my! That play was literally, The Nuts!

by iamthenutslol December 18, 2018

nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

nut plug

The action of being poked in the testicle socket.

Yo, Andre and I were fucking around and he gave me a nut plug. I couldn't walk for a week.

by Dre money March 30, 2016

Swing off your nuts

Sucking up ,kissing ones ass

She's swing off your nuts bro!

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018

Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.

My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.

by White Chocolate Wonderful July 8, 2021