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Gay Retards

Grandpa Trevor and Con Gabriel. And also my fag dad Gabe
Grandpa and Con Gabe are fucking gay retards
by Huge Hog Haver April 18, 2023
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crash retrieval

In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.

The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.

Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.
by Innocent Byproduct June 5, 2023
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generation retro

Generation retro sucks, go play retray instead.
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fat retard brothel

Lafayette apartment complex in Alameda where two undereducated people smoke cigs (tho landlord told them to plz stop), fight, and then fuck until they think they are finally in love
Man, did you hear the fat retard brotheling again? Hope he chokes on his lungs
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The Retardicus Phenomena

when its normal for someone to be so fucking stupid you think they are actually a fucking retard. The stuff they do follows the normal traits of the average retard but is also completely normal for them to do. Acts they may perform can include screaming, moaning, groaning, and uncontrollable flailing of random limbs.
bro, He is so stupid I think this might be a rare occurrence of the Retardicus Phenomena
by Jamal Gumbo July 31, 2023
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Karmic retribution

No. I don't care if you're using it. I said use it. I love all of the shows. It's getting to a point where I can't even keep up with all of them. I would love to get all list of all of the shows. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be watching...
Hym "But don't try to frame it as some kind of karmic retribution. That isn't what it is. I've sat here for an enitre year watching you toss up sandbags to try and divert the current into the river of karmic retribution as you project your profit motive and desire for attention on to me. If whoever that was would have kept their moth shut about 'a plagiarism' we wouldn't be here right now. What I was doing wouldn't have effected ANYONE. And now you don't like the effect it's had. And if you DO like the effect it's had, the 'effect' you're enjoying is 'at least 1 death child.' Is that YOUR karmic retribution? Is that KARMA Taylor? The dead kid that killed himself after watching the show where Tsugumi Ohba ripped a monologue off Urban Dictionary as an introduction to the show's final antagonist. Oh yes! I feel the karma! I can taste the irony! Bet you didn't know that. Bet you didn't know that my karmic retribution didn't effect me as much as it did that kid's parents."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Golden Retriever

A tall, handsome, all rounder, sexy, beautiful, ideal man, peak visuals, one of the best people on earth JEONG YUNHO, the big golden Retriever
"Who's that cute boy, sannie"
"My golden Retriever yunho"
by Ddeonghwadib August 9, 2023
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