To See A Man About A Dog

Phrase invented in the early 1900s that merely means that you have to use the restroom. Some also use it because they do not want to reveal the true nature of their business.

Where are you going?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog, I've been holding it all day!

by ZestyBacon February 18, 2011

Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

2 apples 1 dog

Yum

You mother fucker 2 apples 1 dog

by Sendmementalhelp October 15, 2019

Buckley's Hot Dog Law

Two hot dogs are never enough, yet three hot dogs are always too many.

Campbell thumbed his nose at Buckley's Hot Dog Law when he reached for his third hot dog. He would soon regret this decision.

by buckles75 March 18, 2011

You woke the wrong dog

Meaning you're in for it or it's gonna get ugly usually when some big and tough ass moutherfucker thinks he can challenge you

*tough video game boss approaches *

Player : "you woke the wrong dog !!"

by Black T August 23, 2016

Coming into Shaggy Dog City

Things are going well/getting good; success has been achieved.

"Business has picked up - we're coming into Shaggy Dog City"

"Did you seem the game on Saturday? Man U are coming into Shaggy Dog City!"

by Steve Steve the Steve July 26, 2018

AB dog number 1

Usually to describes an adopted dog, working at an enormous dog center, in a location in somewhere east of the world. The normal work routine of these kind is annoy annoy and annoy only. The characteristics are 0 education, 0 knowledge, brain easy four limbs developed.

Btw ab dog number 1 is also the best helper in bark bark team, follow by head master ground fairy 166.

AB dog number 1: there are only 30 minutes till 7:00 am, time to go. After this speech he pasts.

by Sharpen March 27, 2023