cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
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cum

cum is a slang word for semen or sperm
"When i masturbate I cum and have a orgasm."
by hitlerisgay69 January 21, 2022
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Cum King

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021
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Cum

you’re not fucking funny for searching this! Grow up kid
Ahhh I’m gonna cum!”
by CUMDUMPTERRRR June 5, 2022
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Cum

White sticky substance that cums out of your dick, when you pp hard and go up down really fast the cumming with start cumming and u will make the floor all sticky.
Cum
by IMMCRAZYFRR November 20, 2023
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cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment
“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”
by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019
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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
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