also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010

by hitlerisgay69 January 21, 2022

by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021

by CUMDUMPTERRRR June 5, 2022

White sticky substance that cums out of your dick, when you pp hard and go up down really fast the cumming with start cumming and u will make the floor all sticky.
Cum
by IMMCRAZYFRR November 20, 2023

by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
