The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:
-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
Get the No Nut November mug.The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.
by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022
Get the No Nut November mug.Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."
by lavendermalice August 3, 2011
Get the Nut V-hug mug.A white boy who says this has no penis and is a cheater
Or if a Black boy says this they're the son of who created it :
Or if a Black boy says this they're the son of who created it :
by sasuke the fuck boy May 5, 2020
Get the Deez nuts mug.by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017
Get the Deez Nuts mug.by MommaCAS1976 August 10, 2020
Get the Macadamia nut hit mug.by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
Get the Blind nut mug.