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You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.
Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!
by snortmysnot November 19, 2020
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Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A website you are currently on where sometimes a 13 year old decides to search her name ,for god knows why.
Then she puts it on her stories on other accounts like Instagram and asks if this is true about her. It is obviously not!
"Is this true i am smart it said on the urban dictionary i was." says a dumb girl on her Instagram story
by i NeEd HeLp!!! :) December 8, 2019
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Urban Ninja

In today's fashion design, many schools are deeply influenced by subcultures, and their designs and concepts are biased towards oriental design aesthetics. For example, the ancient oriental design aesthetic concept of harmony between man and nature, just in line with the new aesthetic vision of the information age, should be based on the requirements of the sustainable development goals of people, machines (products), nature, and society. Some of us love Japanese ninjas, but they cannot become ninjas because of their solidified ninja spirit. Urban Ninja is naturally born when everyone is making breakthroughs and innovations.
Beta says he dresses up like an Urban Ninja
by Bestr4y June 9, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

I made this because I wanted to be a literal meme.
by Sax Dog October 26, 2020
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Urban Worder

This is easy!
An Urban Worder is a person who goes onto Urbandictionary.com and sits here trying to think of and even being successful at thinking of and finding words that can go onto the site.

Hence anyone whose probably reading this.
Person1: Yea, he just sits there thinking of things to go on there. He's such a Urban Worder.
by OrgyGlowstix September 30, 2008
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a website that every fucking word is something related to sex\fucking\gay shit
by jimmy_mom:D January 7, 2022
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