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Standard Time

The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.
She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...
by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020
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We needed the rain at this time

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.
Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???
by QuacksO August 26, 2023
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Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.
Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.
by Manginas Matter May 8, 2021
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Full Time Scum

"Full Time Scum" is also known as FTS for an abbreviation . This refers to a person whose sole purpose of living and outlook of life is for sexual pleasure and to increase their amount of sexual partners. Someone who is FTS bottom's line is always sex, for example, they may maintain a job, but the purpose of that money is to go towards an effort to increase their body count. Someone who is FTS does not have time for any other hobbies, if it may not result in sex
Bro JP is a full time scum, he's linked 4 girls this week and its only Thursday!
by FTS4L March 15, 2023
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Time Hunting

Drinking, smoking weed, popping thizz, or otherwise getting fucked up and tripping for several hours to several days and losing all sense of time.
Dude I came down off that acid, it was like I was time hunting all night.
by BonneyLakeStoner April 7, 2010
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Time

Time is one of the 3 forces of Reality. It is responsible for moving the moment(s) of a sentient beings conscious toward the acceleration of change. Or in other words, the Future. It is also the only force out of the 3 in reality that makes up 3 different parts of a person's consciousness. Those are the Past, Present, and Future.
Where does the time go?

Why does time go by so fast?
by Peace & Tranquility September 12, 2023
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magic peepee time

A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)
Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol
by trixie83206 June 20, 2022
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