Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them

OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS

by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021

Deez nuts

A acorn used for baking and making jam

Friend:Do you have and deez nuts for my jam?
Me:Yes deez nuts is my favorite acorn!!

by Sjnsnejene November 4, 2021

No Nut November

No nutting during November. There is a break in the calendar on the 12th where berty mcbert berts can nut all they want.

Kate hates no nut November

by KaterinaD November 5, 2021

Nut chops

It is the hair growth on a set of nuts like pork chops only nut chops on the the balls

I love your nut chops it brings them out so nicely love the nuts chop comb over

by Crazy porncougar November 7, 2021

No nut november

An internet challenge where guys won't watch porn, bust a nut or anything like that.

Joe: hey Billy, how's no nut november?
Billy: I failed ;-;
Joe: sorry bro. There's next year though.

by YourHellaStrange November 7, 2021

Deez nuts

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3

Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!

by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021

no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.

he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator

by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 9, 2021