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Cum

My answer: The white sticky stuff that comes out of your penis when you're going through puberty and see a hot girl online and decide to get rock hard once you realize you can finally prematurely cum. Informational answer: Cum is another term used to describe semen or jizz{Fancier term}, the texture of cum is white or clear depending if you have fully matured yet, and it is sticky like glue, cum can be made by masterbating until you eject cum out of your penis, the purpose for cum is to impregnate a woman once the cum reaches in the vagina so it can begin to look for the egg to fertilize and turn into a fetus and then a baby, cum is produced by every male to then be ejected by a long caused erection of the penis, cum is the reason you came to be who you are out of like 1 trillion+ people who did not and never will get the chance to live a day on this earth as you were the lucky and special one to make it out alive of the race of time, cum is why we have ever existed, cum is the one and only thing that made it possible for you to live, congrats adventurer, you made it, you're here, you will always be here on earth, you are so special...
(12y.o Timmy): Omg that girl looks so fucking hot, I'm going to jerk of to her, {30 seconds later}. Holly shit I'm gonna cuuuuumCum goes all over the place I FUCKING DID IT!.
(18y.o Timmy): I'ma watch some porn and jerk off to it.{1minute later}. Gotta keep trying,{Another fucking minute later} ALRIGHT, IMA BUSTTTTT!!!Cumshots all over the floor, FUCK YEAH!
by Gayblackfootedcat080 August 2, 2023
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Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".
"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."
by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025
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Cum Cauldron

When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft
Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim
by dingdong43 August 12, 2021
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cum spaz

When you ejaculate and you have a spazm over how good it felt...
"Oh my god, I think i'm cumming. Oh eeh yeseseseses eeheeheeheeh. I just became a cum spaz
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Cum Throat

To have phlegm and mucus in one's throat, especially after eating or drinking.
"I have major cum throat right now from that milkshake."
by BadBitchesClub September 7, 2023
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Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
by Stoney69 March 1, 2019
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Cum Cave

A place for a man, or a teenager to ejaculate on a regular basis.
Usually his room
Charlie has been masturbating in his cum Cave the whole day. We should get him out
by Masterofthebathing December 23, 2019
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