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Cum Shot

A cum shot is how to get a girl pregnant
*Give me a cum shot * I want Kids
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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Cum King

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021
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Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
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cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment
“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”
by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019
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cum

cum is a slang word for semen or sperm
"When i masturbate I cum and have a orgasm."
by hitlerisgay69 January 21, 2022
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Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me
When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.
by pOng_wong August 24, 2021
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cum cheemus

monke yes
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Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus
by AvemPistris December 3, 2020
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