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winter bitch face

When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that:

1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning

Not a pleasant sight.
Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.
by Urbandictress November 28, 2015
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Flaming fuck face

An individual, most often homosexual, who is flamboyant, hypocritical, and an over dramatic asshole. This individual feels his opinion is the only one that matters and is offended by any opinion that doesn’t align with his.
Oh my God, my cousin David is such a flaming fuck face!
by Lourdes ginger October 28, 2018
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Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.
Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.
by Pigknucks April 9, 2021
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Resting Crank Face

The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.

Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.

"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."

"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
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balls in your face

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.
She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"
by ljak November 23, 2021
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Epic Face Palm

The only thing to do when someone fails THAT much.
Randall: Hey, what's Obama's last name.
Mike: *epic face palm*
by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016
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resting judge face

when you have a judgemental look on your face when you zone out
Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.
by egglet September 8, 2015
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