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hockey goggle

When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!
by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024
mugGet the hockey gogglemug.

will hockey

Will is a little nerd so his name is will hockey, it's so cringe im laughing so hard
by SuperEpic December 6, 2021
mugGet the will hockeymug.

Hockey

Mama I gotta go to the bathroom because I gotta hockey!
by Beety August 28, 2021
mugGet the Hockeymug.

dick hockey

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.
Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?
by Blames Johns May 21, 2017
mugGet the dick hockeymug.

hockey gab

a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard
hey hockey gab
by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020
mugGet the hockey gabmug.

Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?
I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
mugGet the Carmel boys hockey teammug.

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