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Top down weather

Top down weather means:

1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.

2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.

(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
(30 degrees fahrenheit)
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
by Temple Fugate December 28, 2005
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WEATHERALL

a fat pregnant looking paranoid woman who is rounder then a testicle. She is a hulk that defies pleasureable sex.
You're looking like a weatherall today
by Jansoor July 7, 2003
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fair weather friend

A fair weather friend is one who lives in a milder climate than you. This person takes great pleasure in taunting you with how great it is where they are (warm and sunny) when you are suffering in your climate (cold and snowy or otherwise unpleasant).
Shane was taunted by his fair weather friends on Facebook as he sat looking helplessly from his office window, watching snow fall in the middle of April in Michigan.
by tweetlady May 9, 2011
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Weathered

When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.
I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.
by Rnrdozer February 8, 2017
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fair weather fan

A person who claims to be a fan of "The Office," but believes the show will suck without Steve Carell.
Person 1: "OMG I llooovveee The Office!!"

Person 2: "So do I! I can't wait to see who will replace Michael Scott as boss!"

Person 1: "Ugh. Forget about it! That show is done! The Office is going to suck without Michael. I'm not going to watch it anymore."

Person 2: "Wow. You are the biggest fair weather fan!"
by Grey Poupon July 12, 2011
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Weatherly

Girls named Weatherly are crazy, fun, and usually lesbian. You will be confused and probally offended by her at first but will learn to love her weirdo ways. All Weatherlys are shorties, but can beat you up and win any fight verbally of phisically. Honestly, Weatherlys are great people to be around!
Weatherly and I are going to the park today!
by Moon girl xxx707 March 6, 2018
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Weatherwax

To weatherwax someone is to influence someone in a manner Granny Weatherwax would influence someone. Granny Weatherwax is a character on the Discworld created by Terry Pratchett. She is a witch, but on Discworld witches are the people who win the day and kick ass!
That guy just weatherwaxed me yesterday in the middle of the conversation.

Stop arguing before I weatherwax you!
by filabuster March 3, 2009
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