Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.

This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

crops are watered

Meaning that life is going great

Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered

by Lkjhgfdsap June 20, 2017

mugged water

mugged water isn’t just any ordinary water. It has been neglected by society for centuries now. The time has come and it’s mugged water’s time to shine.

“Yo have you tried mugged water?”
“Nah bro, can I try it though?”
“Ya, sure”
*sips water*
“Omg dude this is amazing!!!!!!!!”😱
“Ikr”

by Magnolia 123 May 23, 2020

Chalk Water

After ejaculation the cloudy whiteness in your urine

" I beat my meat last night and saw some Chalk Water in the toilet."

by Veizuh December 12, 2019

Hot as water

Something that is very cool.

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.

by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018

cup of water

a term used for when something is bland or lacking seasoning or flavor. also used when something other than food is bland.

Guy 1: this food has no flavor
Guy 2: yeah this shit is a cup of water

example 2

guy 1: dude i'm looking good today
guy 2: nah hell nah you look like a cup of water with that white shirt

by mega male February 8, 2021

Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 12, 2016