global warming 

What republicans pretend not to believe in so they can see New York and San Francisco flooded in 20 years or so.

"Ya know... Katrina done hit us pretty hard. Mebee that Gore feller 'bout th' global warming 'ur whutever was talkin' a licka sense aft-"

"Shhhh! Shutthafuckup Pete!"

global warming by known_to_some January 9, 2010

warmer 

Scottish slangword for someone who has no clue, generally unlikeable and who gets on your nerves.

Wee Dave keeps trying tae get aff wi' ma wee sister, an' he's nae cash. The cunt's a total warmer.

warmer by Barry Burns February 11, 2004

Tijuana sock-warmer 

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

Tijuana sock-warmer by ubermonk December 19, 2010

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

heated thumb warmer by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

Global Warming 

An increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change.

"Stop Global Warming!"

Global Warming by Jomofoshobro May 26, 2006

Global Warming Pig 

A pig that contributes to climate change because of it's lifestyle.

Oh god look at the Global Warming Pig!

Global Warming Pig by bismouth May 19, 2010

Cock warmer 

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

Cock warmer by Etak_soda September 9, 2011