wafer

not as l33t as kow.

i am playing like wafer.
man that guy looks like wafer

by Kow_Patt August 9, 2003

warnerfail

failing to perform in the last and finals seconds of the superbowl; a failure of epic and horrific proportions...; see epic fail

kurt warner and his homeboy jesus just pulled a warnerfail during sueprbowl XLIII...

by skarface1 February 1, 2009

Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009

Warmer Porn

"Warmer Porn" is slang for disgusting or repulsive propaganda used by Warmers - fanatic believers in global warming - to try to get people to either fall for their belief set, or to intimidate them into silence. Often children are used in such portrayals as the victim of the adult world's excessive carbon emissions, in an effort to create guilt. Dead cities and landscapes, cities under water, people starving in third world countries, rabbits crying, dogs drowning, polar bears falling from the sky into the middle of cities are just a few of the examples of Warmer Porn.

A bit of Monbiot WarmerPorn - Heating that cup of tea on the stove is helping to drown millions of people in Bangladesh!

Al Gore Warmer Porn - New York could be 20 feet underwater if you don't stop driving those SUVs!

A ridiculous piece of Warmerporn is the assertion that Katrina was caused by Global Warming.

by RecoveringWarmer March 25, 2010

Guerrilla Warfare

A well planned out sex move that involves the male shaving off his pubic hair and placing it on his pillow. When receiving a head job, he pulls out and cums in the chicks face, then SLAMS her face into the pillow, making his pubic hair stick all over her face.

She didn't even see that Guerrilla Warfare coming, excuse the pun!

by smithy85 December 9, 2008

couch warmer

a dude who sits on his couch waiting to get laid while his "girlfriend" climbs out the bathroom window

girl last night i had to totally make this dude a couch warmer

by urban234 December 6, 2009

Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!

Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!

by cdoodle October 7, 2009