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Woke Right

A conservative influencer who doesn't bend the knee to Israel or support their genocide campaign in Palestine.
The woke right is ruining conservative politics.
by FOF1776 November 9, 2024
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Woke

Anything that makes the right reflect on how terrible they actually are for just being themselves.
I hate how the woke left won’t let me use words like “porch monkey” or “midget” or “transvestite” anymore. Makes me so angry that the radical left woke mob is suppressing my freedom of speech
by Dick Walski December 12, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

I made a lot of new friends since I became woke.
by spokedb July 10, 2022
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Woke

Woke
Woke
by anonymous August 27, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
mugGet the Woke Saladmug.

Shook woke

When something happens that's a shock and causes you stress or to become angry
Man, that cop came up behind me with his lights on. He flew by but it got me shook woke
by ditch_doc June 1, 2018
mugGet the Shook wokemug.

Woke

Woke
What is today’s meaning of woke
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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