If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.
by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020
A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. March 23, 2018
Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing
After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."
by The Love Docta March 18, 2014
by patrolpolicyjny April 02, 2020
Vegas is a greeting done by international students during sporting events. It requires two or more people to complete the activity. Person A is held down by person B while person B's leg is shoved into the crotch area of person A. This originates from an international school in Bandung. The original people responsible for creating this wonderful tradition is still unknown as it spans back to more than a century. This activity is practiced in sport tournaments in Asian international schools.
by Pooldragon September 23, 2021
A reference to a certain alleged incident involving one of the most famous football players in history.
"Did you hear? Donald Trump has been accused of Ronaldo Vegasing at least 26 women!"
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."
by FatherStone March 27, 2025
Northern California Ravers who have stayed up all night high on whatever. As the sun is coming up, they create a shot glass with their hand, pour some liquor in, and snort the liquor and slap themselves in the eye/face.
It has no real purpose but it provides entertainment.
It has no real purpose but it provides entertainment.
by JaxAttAck April 28, 2023