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Lebanon Valley College

...also known as Loserville Central
That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
A: Yeah I go to Lebanon Valley College.
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
Lebanon Valley College by DeadZone February 11, 2009

Chenango Valley 

The school where

All the teachers are assholes

All the girls are whores

All the Boys are Fuck boys or Fags
And there is quote on quote no bullying

So basically imagine riding a unicorn across a tight rope in hell and thas how your school will go
That School was So Horrible it reminded me of Chenango Valley.
Chenango Valley by Leedlebithch December 12, 2017

carmel valley

A perfect example of sprawling San Diego, Carmel Valley is a community located in North County San Diego just inland from the city of Del Mar. It consist mostly of happily married young couples, expensive German cars, condos, and shopping centers. Not known for having extensive public transport or any sense or a real community center.
After driving on three streets with the word "Carmel" in them and getting stuck behind a BMW SUV, I realized that I was definitely in Carmel Valley.
carmel valley by Leah Boyer February 3, 2007

death valley 

enormous structure in which 90,000 humans gather in fellowship to cheer on the Tigers; known to be one of the toughest places to play football in the south, as well as one of the loudest, even reaching up to 124 dB, or as loud as a 747 airplane.
Death Valley, where the most exciting 25 seconds of college football is.
death valley by Lambo October 7, 2005

silicon valley 

Where is Silicon Valley? It's more of a state of mind: "Technology will somehow save the world (while making us rich)."
The mood of Silicon Valley swings from smug optimism to self-pity at every tech downturn.

Fruit Valley 

Of or pertaining to the area between genitals and anus.

Also known as: taint, chode, gooch, spaba.
That chick was so nasty she even licked my Fruit Valley.

That dude worked my clit, then my Fruit Valley before getting to my asshole.
Fruit Valley by Doozer420 November 10, 2011