Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

skeeter valentine

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

by Indian4Life January 9, 2008

Valentino

The kid who is the biggest fan of motorcycles . Also, the kid who cries over being pushed. He doesn't know how to come up with a comeback. He gets mad over the smallest things.

Normally used as a name, for example "That bitch is acting like Valentino

by WhoIzU March 29, 2017

Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.

I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.

by Derek Gene February 14, 2009

Pennsylabama Valentine

When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.

Billy Ray: I pulled the ol' Pennsylabama Valentine.

Joe Bob: You sho' is one slick fella, Billy Ray.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

moonlight and valentino

an awesome, jazz, metal, hardcore, emo band. who kick ass, play normally around the nottinghamshire/ leicestershire area.
check them out, www.purevloume.com/moonlightandvalentino

or
www.moonlightandvalentino.co.uk

dude, like these guys totally rawk.

by Geoge April 10, 2005

Valentijn

Valentijn is heel gay en zeer noob in brawl stars

Hij is echt een Valentijn
Ja inderdaad, die kerel zuigt

by Koen BS March 3, 2020