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Noob Tuber

When someone in COD MW 1,2,or 3 continually kills people with the grenade launcher only.
"That noob tuber took my kill!!!"
by supawesomecodman January 1, 2012
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Noob Tube

Name given to players who launchs an M203 Grenade Launcher in Modern Warfare 1 and 2 because they can't get normal kills with bullets. Person who also abuses it like any other guns.
That Fucking noob is using Scavanger with a Noob Tube?!?!?!? OMG!!!!
by Finalninja447 January 21, 2010
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tubearculosis

A type of tuberculosis that you can only catch from the Chicago Bears. It is transmitted by beating the Bears, and causes a team to immediately suck at football.
Jimmy: How the hell did the Packers lose to the Bears twice!?!?
John: They didn't want to catch tubearculosis.
Jimmy: You mean tuberculosis?
John: NO! TuBEARculosis.
Jimmy: Ohhhh....
by Glomwill March 3, 2008
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Thompson Tube

A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom)

If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.

Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.
"Why is there a frozen corn dog hiding amongst his Girls Gone Wild DVDs?"

"Must be a Thompson Tube."

dildo sex toy
by BurnThatBridge October 1, 2009
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Noob Tube

A nube tube is an under barrel mounted granade lancher use in the Call Of Duty games. They are called nube tubes because they are easy to kill with and typically only new people use them.
DUDE! Grenade out of no where?!?! NOOB TUBE!!!
by Illitterate idieot May 24, 2011
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Tube Stake

A derogatory slang term for the male genitalia, often used when a man tries to pick up a woman
"Hey Hunny, wanna try a little tube stake tonight
by rmcdaniel October 18, 2008
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alaskan tube sock

When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum
When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum. Alaskan tube sock
by Slitz loves cock meat September 25, 2013
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