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Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
mugGet the Trumpet-in-chiefmug.

Trumpet

Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.
Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.
by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022
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Trumpeting

1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.
I had to mute him because he wouldn't stop trumpeting.
by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020
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Hero's Trumpet

Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus
IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet
by Zorrocat December 2, 2017
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Trumpet

Similar to a muppet but someone who is incapable of accomplishing even the simplest of tasks.
I sent him the document with the critical information, but he didn't even bother to read it. He's such a trumpet.
by Diogenes of Mayberry May 13, 2020
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trumpet playing scolop

the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well
ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop
by hamish August 8, 2003
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Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.
Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
by The mega ego August 18, 2018
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