trump

A highly aged and concentrated form of Santorum.
It is thicker and more tacky than fresh santorum and has been found to have several useful purposes the most common of which is to be used as a coating on large sums of money to prevent being taken by Mexicans. Pasteurized trump is also an ingredient in many low-end hair care products.

Dude, you smell like trump and also your hair looks terrible.

by Chihuahua McGee November 7, 2015

trump

1. To compulsively lie, use deception, or take fraudulent action.
2. To be obsessively obscene or compulsively repugnant.
3. A fake or a fraud of depreciating value.
4. Hypocritical lacking of self control.

Be careful of the orange used car blowhard, he might trump the deal.
His trump was showing and it made me want to vomit.
Only an obese trump would call them fat.
That cokehead is a real trump.

by o.loompa October 1, 2016

trump

A micropenis

No matter how loud and angry he is, he still got the trump. And don't no woman want that.

by scorcus August 5, 2016

Trumped

Is the situation where an individual (usually a man) grabs another person's genitalia (usually a woman) in a public place because they can!

The Donald just trumped that sexy bitch! Dam I wish had the balls to do that@

by Mrpotash October 15, 2016

Trump

Sexual position, where the dominant partner covers their nethers in big mac sauce and fake hair. They then lay on their partner and slap them with the smallest mushroom they can find.

My and my girl Trumped last night? Dude.

by DarkRev November 4, 2018

Trump

Verb - the act of making a statement contrary to a previous statement and then pretending you never made the previous statement.

Yesterday, you said you didn't believe in climate change, now you're saying you do. Did you just Trump yourself?

by Charles Xavier Pickman III September 3, 2017

Trump

Lower than a snake's asshole.

When they go high, I go Trump

by Snarkmeister February 8, 2019