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Mentally retarded

99% of all liberals in 2022. The kind of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.
Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise/thinkings/writings through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.
Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.
by lionhead June 14, 2007
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mental runt

mental runt
N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.

Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.

Large groups have been known to ecape without the mental runt understanding what happened.
by webs71 February 1, 2007
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Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".
A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.
by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018
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mentally ill

mentally ill is someone they called a good person or a super hero that they can't fake a crime on or put in prison so they try to make him look crazy and put him on psych meds to make him crazy for real to look him up in a mental hospital forever
you are mentally ill, go talk to a therapist. you got therapist money?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Mentally ruined

Is said of someone who has the IQ of an oyster.

Intelligence Quotient Scale:
50-69 : Moron
30-49 : Imbecile
10-29 : Idiot
2-9 : Retarded dumbass, or shithead
1 : Mentally ruined
Jack : hey George, is it you who gave my sleeping pills to the red fish ?
George : ...
Jack : Speak ! Say something !
George : gnaaaaaaa ... poop !!! Hahahahaha !
Jack : he's mentally ruined.
by n00light August 20, 2006
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Mental Gymnastics

The act of believing something so profoundly stupid and illogical, it requires creating a new word in the English language.

See Also: Donald Trump
President Trump won the Olympic gold medal in mental gymnastics.
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