Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.

"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."

by anonymous May 1, 2023

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BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

by raff the real February 24, 2019

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loaf

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so funny she should be a comedian. Her hair is so majestic that it flows like rapunzel. her kindness attracts all.

damn shorty is a loaf

by kidzkance November 21, 2019

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Noel Salad Loaf

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.

Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.

by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025

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