Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

Yes-loaf

Cake, especially delicious cake.

I hate weddings but all that free yes-loaf takes the edge off things.

by sacredgeometry May 22, 2020

Loafed up

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers

Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S

by Worn Forrest September 7, 2021

Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

pop loaf

A short, unattractive guy with a really hot sister.

Brody is such a pop loaf omg.

by lizardboy55 June 9, 2021

Loafed

Loafed is when a cat does a “loaf” or sits in the shape of a loaf. When you are “loafed” a cat has sat in a loaf shape on you.

“Dude this cat just loafed on me”

“He just loafed you??!”

by Kitty.io September 19, 2022