Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.

John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."

by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023

Army eat

When army eating, one shovels food into their mouth as fast as they can, sometimes chewing once or twice before swallowing, so they can be done earlier than everyone else, so they can tend to other more fun activities. This often happens in the army, hence "army eat". When army eating, it takes an average of 3-4 minutes to eat a regular meal.

Dude, the sarge wants us out training in 5 minutes! We'd better army eat!

by Kastera1000 April 18, 2010

eating donuts

When you blow clean, thick, smoke rings and then bite them out of the air again

I blow the thickest smoke rings with this new bong, it makes eating donuts so much more fun bong smoke rings smoke

by Wolf of Ireland March 23, 2016

Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.

Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?

by I Love Ellie Elephant April 05, 2016

Eat That Grass

When you kick someone's ass so hard, they land in a field surrounded by cows. Their only option is to comply with cow customs and join in on the eating of the grass.

"I kicked Todd's ass so hard, he had to eat that grass all weekend"

Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.

by Scrowl The Owl April 29, 2019

eat it and yeet it

The action of eating and then making yourself throw up

Chris: “Hey, did you hear that Vera went to eating disorder rehab?”

Jamie: “oh yeah dude i heard, she would always choose to eat it and yeet it so i saw it coming”

by its_Ollie_bixth February 02, 2022

Eat it and yeet it

When you feel hungry, but doing so will cause you to vomit. Often during illness or hangovers.

Dude, those chicken strips look good, but I’ll just eat it and yeet it.

by Awright159 July 13, 2021