SPONG

Someone who isn't with it. Someone who is a bit of a dumbass

How come you haven't called me back yet you SPONG?

by Bigman2trappy July 21, 2023

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).

Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.

by Hecate69 April 18, 2019

Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024

accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.

Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.

by coachdexter September 22, 2023

Sponge

Guy or girl who cleans off cum between sex sessions. Sometimes a designated role in an orgy. It can be someone cleaning off cum from an escort between clients. It can also be someone who licks a girl's pussy clean between orgy partners or clients. The role can be related to being a fluffer, cuckquean or cuckold, host at an orgy or gangbang, a house slave at a dungeon, or a driver or personal assistant to an escort.

Ex. Sponged my girl while she was getting gangbanged by five guys last night.

Ex. An escort let me sponge her between clients.

Ex. My girlfriend's escorting downtown tonight and I'm her sponge. Licked a client's cum out of her pussy, and now I'm out buying pizza for her while she's servicing the next client.

by Banana Dawg March 14, 2018

mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016