A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
Get the Badger Expertmug. I was melloin down the street yeah when this badger thighs comes yelln at me like he’s havin a go at me I’m like mate take your quads and go back to ur ecosystem
by Rowdyman March 24, 2021
Get the Badger thighsmug. Daniel Ricciardo. Daniel Ricciardo is the ultimate Honey Badger. Fearless all the time abs doesn’t give a shit about things
by h0n3ybadg3r August 22, 2021
Get the Honey Badgermug. an animal who represents characteristics anyone would desire such as hardwork, dependibilty, funness, and coolness. They are however, allergic to gold and opposed to common belief, do not chunk wood like woodchucks.
by swhale January 2, 2011
Get the burrowing badgermug. by b.r.o January 8, 2020
Get the Lush-Badgermug. A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area
"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"
by Badgerhands October 14, 2020
Get the Badgermug. Whilst this may be a noun for the little black and white animal that sniffles amongst leaves, nibbles on earthworms and digs muddy holes at nighttime, the word 'badger' has an entirely alternate definition in another context. This word can be used to describe anyone who is caught sneaking around other people's business where they're not wanted and joining in on other people's banter of which he does not comprehend. Using the terms 'badgery' and 'badgering' also carry the same meaning.
Person L: "I've fookin had enough of that little badgery boy Steven joining in on our banter"
Person J: "I know exactly what ya mean mate, he's always badgering around in our business ennit"
Person J: "I know exactly what ya mean mate, he's always badgering around in our business ennit"
by Los Bantros de Frazola November 26, 2014
Get the Badgermug.