Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005

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Toucher and Rich

The best morining radio program around. Includes Fred Toucher, Rich Shertenlieb, Crash Clark, Adolfo Gonzalles

I switched from waaf to bcn to listen to toucher and rich

by tatertott July 28, 2009

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Touch Yourself

1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback

Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that

by la luchadore October 30, 2010

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somebody toucha my spaghet

The famous phrase from "The three bears" cartoon.

"Somebody toucha my spaghet!"
"Mine-a too!"

by Koffayy May 1, 2018

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knob touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.

"Man, that was a good concert. I was in a bit of a knob/cheb touch sandwhich. Very nice."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

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No-Touch Lesbians

The female version of a "bromance;" women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.

Jim: Missy and Jenna are so close!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!

by mskeeter79 January 12, 2012

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