by chriscepticon June 18, 2016
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Get the happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch mug.When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
by poonpatch June 25, 2009
Get the Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch mug.A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
Get the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse mug.A funny, confident, cute young man... what else can we say. Emphasis on man, he’s not a boy and doesn’t play games. They usually work in hospitality such as a receptionist in a hotel. He loves to walk and loves an adventure. You will never get bored with a Patch. They also love to get there tummy scratches!!
1.Omg where is Patch?!?
2. Haha, You know Patch, probably at the hotel or at the hotel or on a walk!
2. Haha, You know Patch, probably at the hotel or at the hotel or on a walk!
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