Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

Thick juicy moist

When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.

"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"

by Savi_siri16 February 2, 2024

Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

moist nigga

a nigga who is in his feelings about some shit he doesn't normally speak about as a nigga

Luke: "bro like i wrote a poem for her, what do you think?" Cedrick:" it's dope and i see you were on that Moist Nigga tip"

by lukefrequency May 15, 2018

moist

People hate the word, which makes it a weapon to world dominance.

Chad: this cake is so *grins maniacally* moist
Jim: EW WTF why did u say that
Chaid: m o i s t
Jim: *screets and runs away*

by sheeeeeesh_itsme November 30, 2021