Fest

The collective noun for a group of cocks, as in idiotic people. ie A fest of cocks, similar to a gaggle of geese, except it's cocks and not geese.

"Look at that Fest of Cocks over there". Or "The girl next door had a Fest of Cocks round last night, geees!"

by mandudno2 September 1, 2016

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Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

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Nose fest

Spotting a lot of people wearing a face mask without covering their nose.

I went to the supermarket today and it was a real nose fest among employees.

by Reschk September 17, 2020

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Edge Fest

Someone who acts edgy but just ends up making everyone else uncomfortable

“The edge fest girl won’t stop self diagnosing herself”

by Maria_mashy September 16, 2020

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people fest

When a group of people put coke a cola in their anal cavity; then 2 people shove mentos into their mouthes. They procced to put their mouths around the anus then push the mentos into their anal cavity with their tounge, then put mentos into their anus creating a fun explosion in everyones anus and 2 peoples mouthes.

They just had a people fest whilst i was gone.

by Derkin sthine June 26, 2024

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#Wuck Fest

A saying that many will say when they mean to say "Fuck West." Referring to Madison West High School in Wisconsin. No one is worse at sports than the toe sucking faggots called the Regents. #Wuck Fest

Broooo, #Wuck Fest amiright?

by West Sucks December 18, 2018

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