To be so comfortable in your bed that you start to rub your legs in a fashion similar to that of a cricket.
I was so comfy last night that I began to cricket!
That couch was so comfy that I instantly started cricketing!
That couch was so comfy that I instantly started cricketing!
by chirp_577 December 3, 2017

Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"
Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"
Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"
by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023

by Breen Zooted January 19, 2023

by Ryanverse March 26, 2024

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.
Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!
by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

by Blortlord May 5, 2025

by JP1969 January 10, 2008
