Shrek

An orgely god that smells like onions and will slotter anyone the comes near his swamp.

Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*

by urmum100 December 13, 2018

Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015

Shrek

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

by Deep fried May 29, 2018

Shrek

a sexy ogre who will not let you in his swamp... unless 😏

shrek is sexy
fuck fiona, shrek is my bae

by shronkisking August 31, 2020

Shrek

SHREK IS A HOLY OGRE SHREK IS A CHERISHED OGRE HAHAHAHAHA

Shrek is life SHREK is love

by Lil Shrekki August 22, 2019

Shrek

God

Shrek is god. That's it.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022