One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.
by Adam.G February 2, 2008
Get the sausage mastermug. You figure it out.
by StUmP October 5, 2003
Get the Throne Sausagemug. Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?
Henry: The Plums, chest,....?
Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.
Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
Henry: The Plums, chest,....?
Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.
Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
by BalckBaron November 13, 2011
Get the Gentlemen's Sausagemug. by rburger May 24, 2012
Get the sausage surprisemug. by Jester_knight November 23, 2016
Get the vegan sausagemug. When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
by knolller938 July 22, 2012
Get the Brown Sausagemug. a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009
Get the sausage footprintmug.