Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 09, 2025

Tijuana Milkshake

When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.

Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."

Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"

Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."

by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 11, 2022

Bathtub Milkshake

When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)

My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night

by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 23, 2023

cookies and cream milkshake

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.

After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

by suburbanmommy January 29, 2012

poliwog milkshake

Boy goo, cum, guy goo, jizzum, little swimmers, all swallowed after a blow-job. The end result of a swallowed suck session.

Your Mom is a proper lady. She doesn't spit. She guzzled my full load of Poliwog Milkshake.

by RedwoodRed June 25, 2024

Kentucky Milkshake

When you take a tube of 6 inches in diameter and place it in someones asshole and put in as many ingredients as you want in there asshole and eat it with a spoon

Marcus: Yo bro how was your date last week?

You: Yeah it was good I made a Kentucky Milkshake on her

by Urban Man1021 January 17, 2025