Skip to main content

Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked
Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously
by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016
mugGet the Your mum in a wetsuitmug.

Ur MUM GAE

the response 4 yr old fuckhards on xbox live send you

me: 360 noscopes kids

4yr old fuckhard: ur maum gae
mugGet the Ur MUM GAEmug.

Your Mum/Mom

Your mum in the ultimate come back for anything that anyone says. It originated back in the 2000's when teenagers found that answering questions was just plain boring, so instead, 'You Mum/Mom' became the lazy excuse for everything.
"Excuse me but what are you doing?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What is your Mum/mom's name?"
"Your Mum/mom"
by Dr Experderatis November 10, 2011
mugGet the Your Mum/Mommug.

your mum's pussy

it is used by townies/chavs.
moesha: fuck off you scal
chav: your mums pussy
by owen April 5, 2005
mugGet the your mum's pussymug.

your mum epic

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
by eddy baby July 26, 2006
mugGet the your mum epicmug.

Ur Mum Gay

commonly used as a insult that sometimes is hard to come back from
Me: Ur mum gay
Person: No u
Me: ur parents gay together
Person: ur granny tranny

me:ur dad lesbian
by <insert dead meme May 19, 2018
mugGet the Ur Mum Gaymug.

you're mum gay

When you're mum gay bro
you're mum gay bro
by niiiignoooooooog May 4, 2017
mugGet the you're mum gaymug.

Share this definition