1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.
by doobious25 December 29, 2010
by sebmr2 May 10, 2010
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 06, 2017
When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 29, 2020
by Goose.realm March 01, 2019
by Peacepoet January 30, 2021
A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.
by Wonderwoman81 November 19, 2015