Bird brain

A simple phrase that means that something is really dumb.

Aw damn, Melissa got a bird brain

by SlipNdip_69 March 29, 2020

Flappy Bird

You can use the phrase 'Flappy Bird' as a code word when you are talking about someone who is stood or sat next to you without them knowing you are talking about them. You normally call someone by Flappy Bird if you don't like them so when you say, "Flappy Bird is a n*b!", the annoying person just thinks your talking about the game. Simples!

Kid 1: (Talking about Rohal) Flappy bird is suck a w*nker.
Kid 2: Yes I know.
Rohal: Flappy Bird is not that bad.
Kid 1: Yes it is.
Kid 2: yea

by 11en7y(2) March 1, 2017

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010

Spider bird

The process of teaching a bird to grow 6 more legs

Yo that is a spider bird, shit how do you know it got 8 legs

by VariableOne1 March 16, 2023

Swamp-Bird

Another word for swamp pussy. Generally a female with an unwashed, swamp-like vagina. Primarily used by Coal Grove middle school students.

“Damn, that bitch stank! I think she got swamp-bird!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 11, 2019

Bird Flu

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.

Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.

by The Learned Hand October 30, 2013

Flappy Bird

A stupid ass lemon with fucking Pringles for wings. Flappy Bird flies through a shitty Mario-esque world, trying to dodge the warp tubes, while failing miserably to keep his Pringle wings flapping.

In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.

John: Oh hey whatcha playing, Sean?
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!

by Victoria__1313 September 27, 2014