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morning thickness

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.
Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.
by Zandermuel February 7, 2008
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thickesa

The name of a thick girl named Theresa (Frericks)
Hey Thickesa! Bring dat ass over here!
by I like thick girls August 9, 2017
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Thick in the knees

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.
Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....
by Comatose Carl January 17, 2018
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Thickens

Affectionate term used to greet your thick and bodacious female counterpart.
Why, My Thickens. You look lovely this morning.
by C. Gilles August 8, 2018
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Thick

MILLA just milla
she be thick
by Barbequesauceonmytitties July 1, 2019
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Thick as dick

When something or someone is profoundly thick (diameter-wise or stupid), resistant, heavy, or ignorant.

Alternatively: "about as girthy of a diameter as you'd expect a dick to be"
The new shocks I put on my quad are thick as dick, they have almost no play.

My manager is a total dumbass and always demands perfection while he's a slob, he's thick as dick.

Just boarded up my windows for the hurricane, these panels are thick as diiiiick! Ain't no wind gonna blow my house down!

Yo this milkshake is thick as dick, it won't even flow through this straw.

DAMN, shawty! That booty THICC as DICC!

have fun with it
by CapnRedbeard647 August 6, 2019
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Thick

Me
Dang boy he thick he is a this a*s boi
by Baby got thick November 20, 2019
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